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At times of stress it is often reassuring to make physical contact with friendly objects. This panel is your friend.
(Shamelessly stolen from Douglas Adams' ``The Definitive How to Leave the Planet''.)
In this world, there are two kinds of people -- those who Get It and those who Don't. If the meaning of this is not immediately obvious to you, count yourself as one of the latter.
